Okay so my mum just came into my room talking about nothing important
so I just gave her a monopoly chance card saying “go back three spaces”
so she took 3 steps back
and I closed the door in her face
she hasn’t returned yet.
SHE CAME BACK AND GAVE ME THE GO STRAIGHT TO JAIL CARD
HOW DID SHE EVEN GET THAT
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I want to be that mom.
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